Jokes :3

[Sky_king]

Post your best jokes here, I'll go first.

On a propaganda tour through the United States, President George Bush visits a school and explains his political actions. Afterwards he invites the children to ask him questions.

Little Bob rises to speak. ?Mr. President, I have got three questions to ask?

1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?

Just in that moment the bell for the break rings and the children run out of the classroom. When they come back from the break President Bush encourages them again to ask questions.

This time Joey rises to speak. ?Mr. President, I have got five questions to ask?

1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
4. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier today?
5. Where is Bob???

"Three men , a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and President Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.?

With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afganistan, so that no infidels and Jews can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afganistan.

President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."

President Bush says, "Very impressive, fill it with water."

[Reinn]

What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
-The mosquito stops sucking when you hit it!

What is the same between a frying pan and a blonde?
-They can both make the sausage spray

[Anonyjoe]

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about "intercourse" at that age."

"Curious about "intercourse"?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her damn appendix out!"

[Anonyjoe]

"I'll huff and i'll puff, and i'll blow your house down!" cried the big bad wolf.
"**** off!" replied the little piggy, "or i'll ????ing sneeze on you!"

With my victims, I like to:

SNAP their necks,
CRACKLE them over a fire,
then POP my **** into them,

Jesus Christ, i really am one ????ed up cereal killer...

Thanks to sickipedia.org

You will have some laughs ahaha

[Joko]

Sickipedia.org rocks. Not that I'm advertising rival sites or anything.

Mostly because its not an internet marketing themed forum.